Every time I feel bourgie, I’ll remember this. Up yours, Bethesda.

Every time I feel bourgie, I’ll remember this. Up yours, Bethesda.

Yes indeed.

Yes indeed.

what if they made little red corvette cereal?

There could be a whole gang of Prince-themed cereals:

Dove Tears

Raspberry Berets

Sexy Mothe …

I got a tattoo of the girl with the dragon tattoo tattooing a dragon.

Just because the last administration didn’t like Richard Clarke, doesn’t mean you automatically should: http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/03/opinion/how-china-steals-our-secrets.html?_r=2&hp This is the kind of discourse that gets really bad laws passed. Fed-level cybersecurity is a potential threat to free exchange of ideas. Corporations need to be responsible for their own cybersecurity, and the fed can use that money to, I dunno, help rehab the vets of the last two wars? Educate all the people these precious corporations laid off over the past four years? I know there’s a grand tradition in this country of government protection of trade secrets, but this nonsense strikes me as a continuation of the usual ham-fisted approach the last generation of state department hangers-on, however intelligent they may be in other respects, has taken with any and all issues related to the internet.

A telemarketer accused me of being unprofessional today.

Dear cologne wearer

You smell like fucking RAID.